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pleazetommy:

I just love the fact that Silena, Piper and Drew are all daughters of Aphrodite. They represent very well the diversity of personality that the goddess can give for their children. The first is delicate and romantic, the second is sloppy and pretty effortless and the third is sassy and a bit mean.

(via everything-percy-jackson)

splders:

my laptop is warmer than my heart

(via gnarly)

"Hawaii once had a rat problem. Then, somebody hit upon a brilliant solution. Import mongooses from India. Mongooses would kill the rats. It worked. Mongooses did kill the rats. Mongooses also killed chickens, young pigs, birds, cats, dogs, and small children. There have been reports of mongooses attacking motorbikes, power lawn mowers, golf carts, and James Michener. In Hawaii now, there are as many mongooses as there once were rats. Hawaii had traded its rat problem for a mongoose problem. Hawaii was determined nothing like that would ever happen again…Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem."
Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker (1980)

(Source: falala-dispute, via pricklylegs)

Anonymous said: when i saw arctic monkeys i got to the venue 5 hours early but no one was there yet so i walked around a bit and i saw alex eating a croissant

ihatealexturner:

What a wild story.

celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

(via 2srooky)

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